Today is the last day of school!!!! That means for just over two months....

• No students will sigh heavily when they find out I'm they're sub for the day
  
• No entire class will burst into applause when they find out I'm they're sub for the day
• No other subs will condescend to me (that happened a lot this year - I don't understand it)
• I won't be Mrs. Powers
  
• I won't have to listen to 25 recorders in a small classroom
• I will not discuss homonyms or onomatopoeias
  
• I will not be acutely aware of what I didn't learn in 4th grade math and have to teach myself things quickly
• I won't say, "Line up!"
• Chances are no one will call me before 8 o'clock and if they do, I won't be waiting for their call
• No one will ask if I have super powers
• No one will try to convince me to get certified to teach
• I will not make kids I've never met before cry

Ahhhhhh summer!